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MY NINTH JOURNAL ENTRY
nigerianprince
HELLO MY FRIENDS,

I WRITE TO YOU IN A FURIOUS STATE OF MIND.

AS YOU KNOW, I HAVE NOTHING BUT THE PUREST INTENTIONS IN MIND WHEN I KEEP UP THIS BLOG AND OTHER FORMS OF ONLINE CORRESPONDENCE. I AM WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL A ROBBER WITH A HEART OF GOLD -- A ROBIN HOOD, IF YOU WILL.

IN ANY CASE, IT IS UNANIMOUSLY AGREED THAT I, BILL OGEDENGBE, AM ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS. I MIGHT DO SOME WHEELING AND DEALING, BUT I DON’T DO IT OUT OF GREED, I ONLY DO IT TO SUPPORT MY LIFESTYLE, WHICH UNFORTUNATELY IS VERY EXPENSIVE. SO I’M A VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE, AND NOTHING MORE.

IF THERE WAS ONE NATION IN THE WORLD THAT SHOULD PRODUCE THE GREAT CYBER CRIME DRAMAS OF OUR ERA, IT WOULD BE NIGERIA. BUT NO, NOLLYWOOD (THE NIGERIAN HOLLYWOOD) DOESN’T HAVE THE MEANS. INSTEAD OUR NOBLE HERITAGE OF CYBER CRIME IS STOLEN BY A BUNCH OF GEEKY EUROPEANS WHO WANT TO TURN IT INTO CHEAP THRILLS.

Energia, the creators of Star Wreck and Iron Sky, today publicly launched their latest project, a new web video series about cyber crime.
Crime on the internet is a growing problem and spam, botnets, viruses, worms, and Nigerian letters are affecting millions of people online every day. “I have been long fascinated by the scams like the Nigerian letters offering tens of millions in return for doing next to nothing. What kind of people hide behind these?

FOR CENTURIES, EUROPEANS HAVE ABUSED MY PEOPLE. FIRST THEY TOOK ADVANTAGE OF AFRICANS DURING COLONIAL TIMES, THEN THEY BROUGHT US TO AMERICA TO ENSLAVE US, NOW IT SEEMS THEY ARE BACK TO EXPLOITING AFRICANS AGAIN.



GREAT WORK, ENERGIA PRODUCTIONS! I WONDER HOW MUCH OF THE MILLIONS OF EUROS YOU MAKE WILL GO TO THE NIGERIANS WHO HELPED CREATE CYBER CRIME IN THE FIRST PLACE! I BET NOT A PENNY.

ON BEHALF OF THE EDO (BENIN) PEOPLE OF NIGERIA, THE TRUE INVENTORS OF THE NIGERIAN SCAM, I AS THEIR FUTURE KING, DEMAND US$ 10 MILLION IN ADVANCE FROM ENERGIA PRODUCTIONS FOR THIS CONCEPT THAT YOU ATTEMPT TO EXPLOIT. OTHERWISE MY LAWYERS WILL TAKE THIS MATTER IN THEIR HANDS.

APART FROM THAT, I WISH YOUR HEART MANY HEALTHY BEATS IN YEARS TO COME.

WILLIAM JULIUS OGEDENGBE
NIGERIAN PRINCE

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